Dolph Ziggler, World's Greatest Salesman.



If you are a wrestling fan you know who Dolph Ziggler is. He is the greatest Salesman to ever sell. Created by my friend Ron Crane, I present to you Ziggler can sell...

Ziggler can sell girl scout cookies to girl scouts.

Ziggler can sell coffee to a Columbian.

Ziggler can sell guitar lessons to Jimmy Page

Ziggler can sell bootleg movies to the FBI.

ziggler can sell a botch to sin cara

Ziggler can sell face paint to the Ultimate Warrior.

Ziggler can sell steroids to Lex Luger....wait.

Ziggler can sell beer to Stone Cold.

Ziggler can sell Gucci shoes to homeless people.

Ziggler can sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady wearing white gloves

Ziggler can sell "yes"s to D. Bryan

Ziggler can sell The T-Virus to Raccoon City

Ziggler can sell a 3 hour show to all of us.

Ziggler can sell characters to the USA Network.

Ziggler can sell a story to Vince Russo

Ziggler can sell prop gags to Carrot Top.

Ziggler can sell beef patties to Jamaicans.

Ziggler can sell a Bible to an Atheist

Ziggler can sell the spirit squad

Ziggler can sell the crap out of a cheerleader.


Ziggler can sell chinese food to asians

Ziggler can sell an Ipad to Bill Gates

ziggler can sell a tout

Ziggler can sell tools to Home Depot.

Ziggler can sell a clothesline to himself

Ziggler can sell insureance to the Geico Geko

Ziggler can sell air time to Zack Ryder

Ziggler can sell bootlegs of WCW

Ziggler can sell Soul Food to an Indian Restaurant

Ziggler can sell one night in Chyna.....I dont think anybody wants to buy

ZIggler can sell TNA

Ziggler can sell money to a bank and still make a profit.

Ziggler can sell Cena as best in the world

Ziggler can sell himself as the new Chuck Norris

Ziggler can sell Tensai to A-Train.

Ziggler can sell Sharpie markers to Tensai.

Ziggler can sell Wheelchairs to non handicap people.

ziggler can sell that Tensai is Japanese

Ziggler can sell wigs to Professor Xavier

Ziggler can sell Billy Blanks tapes to Stephen Hawking.

Ziggler could sell Tae Bo to Bruce Lee

Ziggler can sell the 5 moves of doom

Ziggler can sell crack to Jesus

Ziggler can sell Kung Fu to Black Dynamite.

Ziggler can sell metal outfits to Doctor Doom

Ziggler can sell on-disc DLC to Capcom.

Ziggler can sell adamantium to Wolverine.

Ziggler can sell Samsung phone models to Apple.

ziggler can sell the new tyler perry movie

Ziggler can sell therapy to Batman

Ziggler can sell stupid movie ideas to Tyler Perry

Ziggler can sell baby oil to David Otunga.

Ziggler can sell someone on the idea of having sex with Rosie O'Donnell

Ziggler can sell Oakley's to the blind.

Ziggler can sell The Village People to Chick-fil-A.

Ziggler can sell a Megazord to the Power Rangers

Ziggler can sell Chili's to Applebees.

Ziggler can sell a M.Night Shymalan twist ending

Ziggler can sell the gold medals to China

Ziggler can sell B.E.T. to Russia

Ziggler can sell hair to Paul Heymen.

Ziggler can sell a pump to Mandingo

Ziggler can sell salt to a slug & make it crawl in it

Ziggler can sell the WWF to the WWE.

ziggler can sell emmy's to HBO

Ziggler can sell Rap music to KKK members.

Ziggler can sell condoms to octomom

Ziggler can sell a GED to stupid people.

Ziggler can sell a Baconator to a vegan

Ziggler can sell chastity belts to pornstars.

ziggler can sell a lesnar vs kimbo mma fight

Ziggler can sell Beard Hair to Kimbo Slice

Ziggler can sell sobriety to Scott Hall

Ziggler can sell evolution to Christians.

Ziggler can sell a baby to a momma for drama

Ziggler can sell a bible to an Atheist

Ziggler can sell Knee caps to Kevin Nash

ziggler can sell wwe to Sting

Ziggler can sell Burger King to Jimmy John's.

Ziggler can sell replays...

Ziggler can sell a job to Marty Janety

Ziggler can sell a botch to Sin Cara.

Ziggler can sell fire to the titan-tron.

ziggler can sell new york to philly

Ziggler can sell repeat posts.

Ziggler can sell repeat posts.

Ziggler can sell repeat posts.

Ziggler can sell gypsy tears to Borat

Ziggler can sell Triple H to put over young talent

Ziggler can sell septa tokens

Ziggler can sell Cambodian breast milk to Puff Daddy.

Ziggler can sell Microsoft to Sony

Ziggler can sell meat to Daniel Bryan

Ziggler can sell stocks to THQ

Zigger can sell Justin Beiber

Ziggler can sell marshmellows to the Stay Puft man from Ghostbusters.

Ziggler can sell Street Fighter x Tekken

Ziggler can sell Star Wars to Trekkies

Ziggler can sell painkillers to Max Payne

Ziggler can sell dance moves to Brodus Clay.

Ziggler can sell acting to Keanu Reeves

Ziggler can sell speedos to the Big Show....

Ziggler can sell repeat titles to CAPCOM

Ziggler can sell John Cena a new theme song.

Ziggler can sell HD remixes of Capcom titles.

Ziggler can sell more than 5 moves to Cena

Ziggler can sell a typical 2-minute Divas match.

ziggler can sell show vs cena for the 900th time

Ziggler can sell Hunting to PETA

Ziggler can sell Tanooki Suits to PETA

ziggler can sell cena as a heel

Ziggler can sell money to Ted Dibiase.

Ziggler can sell a new WWE Championship title.

Ziggler can sell a rap career to Shaq.

Ziggler can sell a rap career to Ja Rule

Ziggler can sell cologne to Rick "The Model" Martel.

Ziggler can sell chocolate milk to the Kool-Aid man!

Ziggler can sell selling to John Cena

Ziggler can sell acting to Eric The Midget

Ziggler can sell pollution to Capt. Planet.

Ziggler can sell pants to He-Man

ziggler can sell a robe to "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair (WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!).

Ziggler can sell Proper English to Ahmed Johnson

Ziggler can sell Alcohol and Newports to CM Punk

Ziggler can sell a bounced check to Paul Heyman

Ziggler can sell Triple H as a jobber

Ziggler can sell a $1 bill to Geroge Washington.

Ziggler can sell soul train to Don Cornelius.

Zigger can sell slavery to Kunta Kintae

Ziggler can sell a radiator to an eskimo

Ziggler can sell Knucklehead....

Ziggler can sell stereo speakers to bikers

Ziggler can sell class to hoodrats

Zigger can sell John Cena merch to a grown man who DOESNT live in his moms basement

Ziggler can sell hydrolics to unicycles.

Ziggler can sell Carlos Mencia as an original comedian.

Ziggler can sell the Lifetime channel to Men.

ziggler can sell a size 32 tight fit to big show

Ziggler can sell power-ups to Axel, Adam, and Blaze.

Ziggler can sell an Atari Jaguar to....ahhhhh anyone......

Ziggler can sell American Gladiators to England

Ziggler can sell water to Gizmo

Ziggler can sell coins to Mario & Luigi

Ziggler can sell Budweiser to Coors Light.

Ziggler can sell abstinence to Alexis Texas

Ziggler can sell fire alarms to Cincinatti.

Ziggler can sell giving a green card to Fidel Castro

Ziggler can sell chairs to La Parka

Ziggler can sell beer to CM Punk

Ziggler can sell Rat Poison to Master Splinter....

Ziggler can sell clothes to an ugly stripper

Ziggler can sell nitro endings to RAW.

Ziggler can sell bullying and anti bullying at the same time

Ziggler can sell respect to Rodney Dangerfield.

Ziggler can sell 200+ posts in this thread and counting.

ziggler can sell raw as nitro

Ziggler can sell Nitro to Shane McMahon.

Ziggler can sell the ending of Matrix Revolutions

Ziggler can sell youthfulness to "The Boogieman"

Ziggler can sell sugar to a diabetic

Ziggler can sell Neo the Blue Pill...

Ziggler can sell superpowers to Batman

Ziggler can sell Superman martial arts lessons

Ziggler can sell Aquaman swimming lessons

Ziggler can sell Skin care cream to Bizzaro Superman

Ziggler can sell Honky Tonk Man's guitars to New.Jack :3

Ziggler can sell Del Rio a Hooptie

Ziggler can sell retiring to Ric Flair

Ziggler could sell sobriety to Scott Steiner

Ziggler can sell me seafood. And I can't eat seafood.

Ziggler can sell me any of the Resident Evil movies......and...i...HATE THE RESIDENT EVIL

MOVIES!!! GAHHHH!!!

Ziggler can sell moonsaults to Essa Rios.

Ziggler can sell Dragonball GT as an awesome anime.