If you are a wrestling fan you know who Dolph Ziggler is. He is the greatest Salesman to ever sell. Created by my friend Ron Crane, I present to you Ziggler can sell...
Ziggler can sell girl scout cookies to girl scouts.
Ziggler can sell coffee to a Columbian.
Ziggler can sell guitar lessons to Jimmy Page
Ziggler can sell bootleg movies to the FBI.
ziggler can sell a botch to sin cara
Ziggler can sell face paint to the Ultimate Warrior.
Ziggler can sell steroids to Lex Luger....wait.
Ziggler can sell beer to Stone Cold.
Ziggler can sell Gucci shoes to homeless people.
Ziggler can sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady wearing white gloves
Ziggler can sell "yes"s to D. Bryan
Ziggler can sell The T-Virus to Raccoon City
Ziggler can sell a 3 hour show to all of us.
Ziggler can sell characters to the USA Network.
Ziggler can sell a story to Vince Russo
Ziggler can sell prop gags to Carrot Top.
Ziggler can sell beef patties to Jamaicans.
Ziggler can sell a Bible to an Atheist
Ziggler can sell the spirit squad
Ziggler can sell the crap out of a cheerleader.
Ziggler can sell chinese food to asians
Ziggler can sell an Ipad to Bill Gates
ziggler can sell a tout
Ziggler can sell tools to Home Depot.
Ziggler can sell a clothesline to himself
Ziggler can sell insureance to the Geico Geko
Ziggler can sell air time to Zack Ryder
Ziggler can sell bootlegs of WCW
Ziggler can sell Soul Food to an Indian Restaurant
Ziggler can sell one night in Chyna.....I dont think anybody wants to buy
ZIggler can sell TNA
Ziggler can sell money to a bank and still make a profit.
Ziggler can sell Cena as best in the world
Ziggler can sell himself as the new Chuck Norris
Ziggler can sell Tensai to A-Train.
Ziggler can sell Sharpie markers to Tensai.
Ziggler can sell Wheelchairs to non handicap people.
ziggler can sell that Tensai is Japanese
Ziggler can sell wigs to Professor Xavier
Ziggler can sell Billy Blanks tapes to Stephen Hawking.
Ziggler could sell Tae Bo to Bruce Lee
Ziggler can sell the 5 moves of doom
Ziggler can sell crack to Jesus
Ziggler can sell Kung Fu to Black Dynamite.
Ziggler can sell metal outfits to Doctor Doom
Ziggler can sell on-disc DLC to Capcom.
Ziggler can sell adamantium to Wolverine.
Ziggler can sell Samsung phone models to Apple.
ziggler can sell the new tyler perry movie
Ziggler can sell therapy to Batman
Ziggler can sell stupid movie ideas to Tyler Perry
Ziggler can sell baby oil to David Otunga.
Ziggler can sell someone on the idea of having sex with Rosie O'Donnell
Ziggler can sell Oakley's to the blind.
Ziggler can sell The Village People to Chick-fil-A.
Ziggler can sell a Megazord to the Power Rangers
Ziggler can sell Chili's to Applebees.
Ziggler can sell a M.Night Shymalan twist ending
Ziggler can sell the gold medals to China
Ziggler can sell B.E.T. to Russia
Ziggler can sell hair to Paul Heymen.
Ziggler can sell a pump to Mandingo
Ziggler can sell salt to a slug & make it crawl in it
Ziggler can sell the WWF to the WWE.
ziggler can sell emmy's to HBO
Ziggler can sell Rap music to KKK members.
Ziggler can sell condoms to octomom
Ziggler can sell a GED to stupid people.
Ziggler can sell a Baconator to a vegan
Ziggler can sell chastity belts to pornstars.
ziggler can sell a lesnar vs kimbo mma fight
Ziggler can sell Beard Hair to Kimbo Slice
Ziggler can sell sobriety to Scott Hall
Ziggler can sell evolution to Christians.
Ziggler can sell a baby to a momma for drama
Ziggler can sell a bible to an Atheist
Ziggler can sell Knee caps to Kevin Nash
ziggler can sell wwe to Sting
Ziggler can sell Burger King to Jimmy John's.
Ziggler can sell replays...
Ziggler can sell a job to Marty Janety
Ziggler can sell a botch to Sin Cara.
Ziggler can sell fire to the titan-tron.
ziggler can sell new york to philly
Ziggler can sell repeat posts.
Ziggler can sell repeat posts.
Ziggler can sell repeat posts.
Ziggler can sell gypsy tears to Borat
Ziggler can sell Triple H to put over young talent
Ziggler can sell septa tokens
Ziggler can sell Cambodian breast milk to Puff Daddy.
Ziggler can sell Microsoft to Sony
Ziggler can sell meat to Daniel Bryan
Ziggler can sell stocks to THQ
Zigger can sell Justin Beiber
Ziggler can sell marshmellows to the Stay Puft man from Ghostbusters.
Ziggler can sell Street Fighter x Tekken
Ziggler can sell Star Wars to Trekkies
Ziggler can sell painkillers to Max Payne
Ziggler can sell dance moves to Brodus Clay.
Ziggler can sell acting to Keanu Reeves
Ziggler can sell speedos to the Big Show....
Ziggler can sell repeat titles to CAPCOM
Ziggler can sell John Cena a new theme song.
Ziggler can sell HD remixes of Capcom titles.
Ziggler can sell more than 5 moves to Cena
Ziggler can sell a typical 2-minute Divas match.
ziggler can sell show vs cena for the 900th time
Ziggler can sell Hunting to PETA
Ziggler can sell Tanooki Suits to PETA
ziggler can sell cena as a heel
Ziggler can sell money to Ted Dibiase.
Ziggler can sell a new WWE Championship title.
Ziggler can sell a rap career to Shaq.
Ziggler can sell a rap career to Ja Rule
Ziggler can sell cologne to Rick "The Model" Martel.
Ziggler can sell chocolate milk to the Kool-Aid man!
Ziggler can sell selling to John Cena
Ziggler can sell acting to Eric The Midget
Ziggler can sell pollution to Capt. Planet.
Ziggler can sell pants to He-Man
ziggler can sell a robe to "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair (WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!).
Ziggler can sell Proper English to Ahmed Johnson
Ziggler can sell Alcohol and Newports to CM Punk
Ziggler can sell a bounced check to Paul Heyman
Ziggler can sell Triple H as a jobber
Ziggler can sell a $1 bill to Geroge Washington.
Ziggler can sell soul train to Don Cornelius.
Zigger can sell slavery to Kunta Kintae
Ziggler can sell a radiator to an eskimo
Ziggler can sell Knucklehead....
Ziggler can sell stereo speakers to bikers
Ziggler can sell class to hoodrats
Zigger can sell John Cena merch to a grown man who DOESNT live in his moms basement
Ziggler can sell hydrolics to unicycles.
Ziggler can sell Carlos Mencia as an original comedian.
Ziggler can sell the Lifetime channel to Men.
ziggler can sell a size 32 tight fit to big show
Ziggler can sell power-ups to Axel, Adam, and Blaze.
Ziggler can sell an Atari Jaguar to....ahhhhh anyone......
Ziggler can sell American Gladiators to England
Ziggler can sell water to Gizmo
Ziggler can sell coins to Mario & Luigi
Ziggler can sell Budweiser to Coors Light.
Ziggler can sell abstinence to Alexis Texas
Ziggler can sell fire alarms to Cincinatti.
Ziggler can sell giving a green card to Fidel Castro
Ziggler can sell chairs to La Parka
Ziggler can sell beer to CM Punk
Ziggler can sell Rat Poison to Master Splinter....
Ziggler can sell clothes to an ugly stripper
Ziggler can sell nitro endings to RAW.
Ziggler can sell bullying and anti bullying at the same time
Ziggler can sell respect to Rodney Dangerfield.
Ziggler can sell 200+ posts in this thread and counting.
ziggler can sell raw as nitro
Ziggler can sell Nitro to Shane McMahon.
Ziggler can sell the ending of Matrix Revolutions
Ziggler can sell youthfulness to "The Boogieman"
Ziggler can sell sugar to a diabetic
Ziggler can sell Neo the Blue Pill...
Ziggler can sell superpowers to Batman
Ziggler can sell Superman martial arts lessons
Ziggler can sell Aquaman swimming lessons
Ziggler can sell Skin care cream to Bizzaro Superman
Ziggler can sell Honky Tonk Man's guitars to New.Jack :3
Ziggler can sell Del Rio a Hooptie
Ziggler can sell retiring to Ric Flair
Ziggler could sell sobriety to Scott Steiner
Ziggler can sell me seafood. And I can't eat seafood.
Ziggler can sell me any of the Resident Evil movies......and...i...HATE THE RESIDENT EVIL
MOVIES!!! GAHHHH!!!
Ziggler can sell moonsaults to Essa Rios.
Ziggler can sell Dragonball GT as an awesome anime.
